The Simpsons (TV Series)
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (1997)
Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Carl, Duffman, 'ZZ Top' Rabbi, World Trade Center Worker #2, Khlav Kalash vendor
Quotes
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Khlav Kalesh Guy : Fresh Khlav kalash! Get your khlav kalash!
Homer Simpson : Hey, uh, could you go across the street and get me a slice of pizza?
Khlav Kalesh Guy : No pizza, only khlav kalash.
Homer Simpson : Aw, shoot... Oh, all right, all right, gimme one bowl.
Khlav Kalesh Guy : [whips out something reddish on a stick] No bowl, stick, stick.
Homer Simpson : [Homer buys one, tries it] Oh, geez! That's just awful.
[finishes it]
Homer Simpson : Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Khlav Kalesh Guy : Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
Homer Simpson : Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.
[Homer drinks the can of crab juice, then several more]
Homer Simpson : [burps] Uh-oh. Uh, you got a men's room in there?
Khlav Kalesh Guy : [disturbed] Only khlav kalash. Men's room in tower. Tower! Observation deck!
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[Homer, Lenny, and Carl are drunk]
Lenny : Hey, let's go to the girl's college.
Carl : No, the Playboy Mansion. Playboy Mansion.
Homer Simpson : Shut up. It's my car and I say we're going to the lost city of gold.
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Lenny : Hey, let's go to the girls college!
Carl : No! Playboy Mansion, Playboy Mansion!
Homer Simpson : It's my car, and I say we're going to the Lost City of Gold!
Barney Gumble : [angry] Oh, that's just drunk talk!
[dreamy]
Barney Gumble : Sweet, beautiful drunk talk...
