Homer builds a tennis court and plays the game with Marge. However he is predictably dreadful so that,when the family enter Krusty the Klown's pro-am charity tournament,she dumps him and partners the superior Bart instead. As the game progresses they are joined on court by the Williams sisters,Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras,to whose professional superiority they ultimately bow down and take their seats in the audience. Homer has,however,lifted fifty dollars from Sampras's wallet. Written by
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When Homer and Marge are in bed, there is a picture of Bart and Lisa on the wall. After Homer's nightmare, there is a picture of Bart only. See more
We win again. But the real winners here are Marge's Hors D'Oeuvres.
How do you come up with such witty remarks?
[focuses in on ear plug/mic
Guy in the van
I guess you could say its my racket.
I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
Get off my property.
References Tales from the Crypt
Mary Had a Little Lamb
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