The Simpsons (TV Series)
Stark Raving Dad (1991)
Michael Jackson: Leon Kompowsky
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Quotes
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Homer : Who are you?
Leon Kompowsky : [in Michael Jackson's voice] Hi, I'm Michael Jackson from The Jacksons.
Homer : I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons.
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Leon Kompowsky : We call this one the Chief. He's been here since 1968. Never says a word. Never moves a muscle.
Homer Simpson : [waves] Hey, Chief.
Chief : [waves back] Hello.
[all the doctors gather around muttering and writing notes]
Chief : Well, it's about time somebody reached out to me!
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Leon Kompowsky : You know Bart, when I was growing up I didn't have much money. So you know what I did every time my sisters' birthdays rolled around?
Bart : Stiffed them?
Leon Kompowsky : No Bart, I wrote them a song to show them I cared.
Bart : I can't write a song! I'm only ten.
Leon Kompowsky : *Only* ten?, When I was your age, I had six Gold Records.
Bart : Hey, Looney Tunes...
[pulls out the "Thriller" album]
Bart : *this* is what Michael Jackson looks like! You just look like a big, fat mental patient!
Leon Kompowsky : You'd be amazed how often I hear that, Bart.
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Homer Simpson : [after Leon moonwalks] How do you do that thing with your feet?
Leon Kompowsky : You mean the moonwalk?
Homer Simpson : No! That thing with your feet!
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Leon Kompowsky : [In his real voice] Well, my work is done here.
Bart : Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice?
Leon Kompowsky : This is my real voice. My name is Leon Kompowski, and I'm a bricklayer from Paterson, New Jersey. All my life, I was very angry. Until one day, I just
[In Michael Jackson voice]
Leon Kompowsky : talked like this.
[in his normal voice]
Leon Kompowsky : All of a sudden, everyone was smiling at me, and I was only doing good on this earth. So I kept on doing it. To make a tired point, which one of us is truly crazy?
Homer : Not me, I've got this!
[shows his certificate showing he is Not Insane]