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"The Simpsons" Saddlesore Galactica (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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Bill Clinton: Thank you Lisa for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson. If things don't go your way just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Marge Simpson: That's a pretty lousy lesson.

Bill Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy President.

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Bart Simpson: Who are those guys?

Homer Simpson: That's BTO. They were Canada's answer to ELP. Their biggest hit was TCB. That was how we talked in the seventies. We didn't have a moment to spare.

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[Bart and Homer are about to race their horse]

Homer: Don't worry. I've seen enough of the "Horse Whisperer" to know how to win a race.

Homer: [whispers to horse] When you're on the race track, run really fast.

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Homer: I've got more trophies than Wayne Gretzky and the Pope combined.

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Chief Wiggum: [after letting a criminal suspect drive away] I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.

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Lisa: Thank you, Mr. President.

Bill Clinton: No, thank you, Lisa. For teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson.

Bill Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.

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Nelson Muntz: That horse don't take guff from no one!

Jimbo Jones: Guff?

Nelson Muntz: I mean sh-

[Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph beat Nelson up]

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Homer Simpson: [on what to do about the jockies] Son, go get me a trash bag.

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