The Simpsons (TV Series)

Saddlesore Galactica (2000)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Bill Clinton : Thank you Lisa for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson. If things don't go your way just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

  Marge Simpson : That's a pretty lousy lesson.

  Bill Clinton : Hey, I'm a pretty lousy President.

• Barker : Step right up and see Dunkin, the incredible diving horse!

  Marge Simpson : I wish people would stop telling me to step right up.

• Homer : Vietnam veteran.

  Ticket Guy : Do you have a military ID?

  Homer : ID? Man, Charlie didn't ask for ID when I fought at La Choy and Chun King! I saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho!

  Marge : Homer, give him the 50 cents.

  Homer : Why should I? Did my country give me a parade? No, man. They spat at me...

  Ticket Guy : Just go.

  Homer : Thank you. This closes the saddest chapter in American history.

• Lisa : Thank you, Mr. President.

  Bill Clinton : No, thank you, Lisa. For teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

  Marge : That's a pretty lousy lesson.

  Bill Clinton : Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.