The Simpsons (TV Series)

Radioactive Man (1995)

Harry Shearer: Studio Exec #1, 1970s Fallout Boy, 1970s Radioactive Man, Principal Skinner, Kent Brockman, Electrical Worker, Rainier Wolfcastle, Horse Painter, Teamster, Editor, Otto, Helicopter Pilot

Quotes 

• Rainer Wolfcastle : My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

• Principal Skinner : [over the school's PA system]  Students, I have an announcement. One of your favourite comic-book heroes Radio Man...

  Nelson Muntz : Radioactive Man stupid!

  Principal Skinner : Strange. I shouldn't have been able to hear that.

• Rainer Wolfcastle : Up and at them.

  Acting Coach : No, "Up and atom".

  Rainer Wolfcastle : Up and at them.

  Acting Coach : Up and *atom*.

  Rainer Wolfcastle : Up and at them.

  Acting Coach : [frustrated]  Better.

• [Cheif Wiggum releases some attack dogs to look for Milhouse] 

  Kirk Van Houten : Will they just find him... or will they find him and kill him?

  Chief Wiggum : They'll find him, and, um... um...

  Kirk Van Houten : Um, excuse me, you didn't answer my question. You just trailed off.

  Chief Wiggum : Yeah, I did, didn't I?

• [after Milhouse has fled the picture, the director and producer are conferencing with an editor] 

  Editor : Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing footage to complete the film without Milhouse!

  [the producer and director stare blankly at him] 

  Editor : [chuckling]  Watch.

  [He plays a rough cut of the footage, which shows Radioactive Man in a cave, surrounded by muscular thugs looking for a fight. He whispers to an unseen Fallout Boy] 

  Radioactive Man : Looks like we're in trouble... Fallout Boy.

  [the scene cuts to a shot of Radioactive Man and Fallout Boy standing in a field] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : Jiminy jillikers, Radioactive Man!

  [the scene returns to the cave] 

  Radioactive Man : We'll have to fight our way out; are you ready?

  [the scene cuts again, this time to a shot of Fallout Boy sitting on a couch at home] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : [beat]  Yes.

  [the scene changes yet again to a shot of Radioactive Man and Fallout Boy fighting aliens on the Moon] 

  Editor : [as the rough cut ends]  Seamless, huh?

  Producer : [beat]  You're fired.

  Editor : And with good cause!

  [Note: this moment is, in fact, recycled footage of the editor from an earlier point in this scene]