The Simpsons (TV Series)

Radio Bart (1992)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer : Yeah, that Timmy is a real hero.

  Lisa : How do you mean dad?

  Homer : Well... he fell down a well... and he can't get out.

  Lisa : How does that make him a hero?

  Homer : Well it's more than you did.

• Lisa : Bart Simpson! The thought of a boy trapped in a well brought out the kindness and love of the entire community. When they find out you've been fooling them, they're gonna want to cut you up with rusty razors.

  Bart Simpson : Oh, yeah? And how are they gonna find out?

  Lisa : The police'll catch you sooner or later.

  Bart Simpson : The pol-ice!

  [sniggers] 

  Bart Simpson : They couldn't catch a cold.

  Lisa : Maybe not, but I bet you're stupid enough to leave a "Property of Bart Simpson" on that radio.

  Bart Simpson : D'oh!