L.T Smash: [watching Bart's Band] Those guys are gonna be huge.
L.T Smash: And you tried to get in their way.
Principal Skinner: No I didn't. I even got in early to prepare orange drink.
L.T Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your mother?
Principal Skinner: *She* lives with *me*.
Nelson: I can't sing without dancing.
Nelson: Nobody pouts going into a jiggy.
Milhouse: Yeah, that's stupid.
Ralph: I want to twirl.
[the writers of MAD Magazine are in conference]
MAD Writer: Why don't we call it "Everybody HATES Raymond"?
MAD Chairman: Well, we had to stay here all night, but it was worth it.
Justin Timberlake: You know we had fun at the expense of the US Navy who are out there every day protecting us from Godzilla.
James Lance Bass: And stingrays.
Joey Fatone: And jellyfish. Those stinkin invertebrae will sting you old school.
Justin Timberlake: So join the navy for a 2 or 4 year hitch.
James Lance Bass: We signed JC up yesterday.
J.C. Chasez: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!