The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mr. Plow (1992)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : [During Mr. Plow Commercial]  But I'm a real tight wad. Can I afford this remarkable system?

  Homer : Absolutely. My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.

  Bart Simpson : You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you Mr. Plow?

  Homer : [Under Breath]  Shut up boy.

• Homer : Huh - the Batmobile! Huh - Adam West! Hey kids! Batman!

  Lisa Simpson : Dad, that's not the real Batman.

  Adam West : Of course I'm Batman. See? Here's a picture of me with Robin.

  Bart Simpson : Who the hell is Robin?

  Adam West : Oh, I guess you're only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha. The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether or Eartha Kitt. And I didn't need plastic molded to improve my physique. Pure West. And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

  [dances] 

  Homer : [disturbed]  It is nice meeting ya.

  [to Bart and Lisa] 

  Homer : Just keep movin', don't make eye contact.