After rival millionaire Arthur Fortune has given away free money Burns realises that he is unpopular and so,to encourage the citizens of Springfield to like him,he goes to Scotland with Homer,Willie and Professor Frink and brings back the Loch Ness Monster,which they put on display. Unfortunately the monster is unsettled by camera flash-lights and goes on the rampage,finally being sold to a show in Las Vegas. Written by
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Did You Know?
The title comes from The Beatles
song "Can't Buy Me Love" composed by Paul McCartney in 1964. It also appeared (albeit in a version recorded by session musicians) in the previous Simpsons episode "The Old Man and the C Student". See more
So, Monty, tell us when was your first gay experience.
Oh, that was when I was 5. My father took me to the park, that was a gay old time.
References The Lone Ranger