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(TV Series)

(1999)

Quotes

Milhouse Van Houten: I hate these flood pants.

[opens door and water comes in up to his ankles]

Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, they're working! My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's comin' up Milhouse!

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Homer: Alright, let's see. Ew, English side ruined. Must use French instructions. Le Grill? What the hell is that?

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Homer: Astrid said the key to my art is anger, but you know me, I'm Mr. Mellow...

[Bart and Lisa look at each other]

Homer: ...so I'm giving you kids permission to get me mad. Come on, give me what you've got.

Lisa Simpson: Well, if it'll help... um, mom found out her engagement ring is made of rock candy.

Homer: [hits clay mold] Good work honey, keep it comin.'

Bart Simpson: Well I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse.

[Homer screams hysterically]

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Homer: How about it Bart, would you like a new backyard BBQ pit?

Bart: Can I burn evidence in it?

Homer: We can *all* burn evidence in it.

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Bart: Dad, is this art or is it vandalism?

Homer: That's for the courts to decide.

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Homer: [lying in a hammock, sings] You put the beer in the coconut and drink it all up, you put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away.

[the can hits Flanders on the head]

Ned Flanders: Homer.

Homer: [sings] You throw the can away.

[Another can hits Ned]

Ned Flanders: I said, Homer.

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Homer: [singing] I'm shavin' my shoulders.

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Marge Simpson: Homie, I'm really happy you sold your sculpture, but don't you think it may have been a fluke?

Homer: Hey, I've always had an interest in art, dating back to my schoolgirl days when I pained portrait after portrait of Ringo Starr.

Marge Simpson: That's my life you're describing!

Homer: I think I remember my own life, Marge.

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Astrid Weller: Your husband's work is what we call "outsider art." It could be by a mental patient, a hillbilly or a chimpanzee.

Homer: In high school I was voted most likely to *be* a mental patient, hillbilly or chimpanzee.

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Homer: Why? Why must life be so hard? Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?

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[Homer floods the town as an art project]

Bart Simpson: Are you sure this is art, not vandalism?

Homer: That's for the courts to decide, son.

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Ned Flanders: The Lord has drowned the wicked and spared the righteous.

Maude Flanders: Isn't that Homer Simpson?

Ned Flanders: Huh, looks like Heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State.

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Homer: English side ruined, must use French side... LE GRILLE? what the hell is that?

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Homer: Not my fault. Act of god.

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