Prev | 241 of 441 Episodes | Next

Memorable quotes for
"The Simpsons" Missionary: Impossible (2000)

Homer: Greg and Amy, Greg and Amy, why don't you just *marry* Greg and Amy?
Island Native #1: [looks to other island native] I told you we should have asked them

---

Marge: Homer, have you been licking frogs again ?
Homer: I've not NOT been licking frogs

---

Fred Rogers: It's a beautiful day... to KICK YOUR ASS!

---

Bart Simpson: YOU'RE watching PBS?
Homer: I'm as surprised as you.

---

Betty White: You don't have the moeny do you Homer?
Homer: [shakes his head] Mm mm.
Betty White: And you thought you could just stab your problems away?
Homer: [nods his head] Mm hmm.

---

Homer: Hey, what happened to all the shirtless girls you see in the geographical magazines?
Island Native #1: [pointing to another island in the distance] All the naked woman are on that island.

---

Homer: I'm gonna teach you about religion.
Islanders: [chanting] Ooga-booga-ooga.

---

Oscar the Grouch: Give us the money!
Elmo: Elmo knows where you live!

---

Related Links

Plot keywords	User comments	Main details
IMDb quotes browser	Search quotes section
Browse titles with quotes by letter    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Other