After receiving a considerable donation of money, the people of Springfield decide what to spend it on. Enter Lyle Langley, a jocular salesman who gets Springfield hooked on a monorail system. After the monorail is up and running, and with Homer as the conductor, it's time for the maiden voyage. Little do the people know they have just boarded a one-way train to Hell. Written by
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George Takei was originally considered for the guest part instead of Minoy, but when he was asked, it turned it down, saying he took monorails very seriously and didn't want to make fun of them. See more
You know, a town with money is a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.
He heh... mule.
The name's Lanely! Lyle Lanely. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
[starts to walk out of the room
[at the podium
Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. You just tell us your idea and ...
References The Little Rascals
The Monorail Song
Written by Jeff Martin
, Al Jean
, Mike Reiss
, George Meyer
(as John Vitti), John Swartzwelder
, Conan O'Brien
and Frank Mula
Performed by Phil Hartman
and Cast See more