After receiving a considerable donation of money, the people of Springfield decide what to spend it on. Enter Lyle Langley, a jocular salesman who gets Springfield hooked on a monorail system. After the monorail is up and running, and with Homer as the conductor, it's time for the maiden voyage. Little do the people know they have just boarded a one-way train to Hell. Written by
Did You Know?
This is the only time in the series Lurleen Lumpkin is voiced by someone other than Beverly D'Angelo
. For her brief appearance here, Doris Grau
provides the voice. See more
[showing Marge North Haverbrook's monorail
This is all that's left of one of the crappiest trains ever built.
Mr Kobb, what can we do?
You just better have a damn good conductor.
[cuts to the monorail where Homer is clattering a metal wire over the monorail door
Ohh, I locked my keys in there!
Get a rock.
Spoofs The Music Man
The Riddle Song
Performed by Dan Castellaneta See more