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(TV Series)

(2000)

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[Homer starts sliding down the ski slope]

Homer Simpson: Okay, don't panic. Remember what the instructor said...

Ski Instructor: [thought bubble] If you get into any trouble, all you have to do is...

[image changes to Flanders, wiggling his butt]

Ned Flanders: [thought bubble] Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all!...

Homer Simpson: AH! Stupid sexy Flanders.

[Homer's legs slide apart]

Homer Simpson: Ow, my leg! This is the worst pain ever!

[Homer gets repeatedly hit in the crotch by snow mounds]

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Lisa Simpson: Would you guys turn that down!

Homer Simpson: Sweetie, if we didn't turn it down for the cops, what chance do you have?

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Homer Simpson: Braaains. Braaaaains. Use your brains to help us! Your delicious braaains.

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Homer Simpson: Stupid sexy Flanders!

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Homer Simpson: Leprosy? I can't believe it. That fortune cookie was right!

Bart Simpson: Why would God punish a kid? I mean, an American kid?

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Ned Flanders: Ouch, that smarts. Boys, get the alcohol-free alcohol.

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Bart: Stomp that pickle revert.

Otto: Sick lingos, boys.

Bart: I've gotta go to the bathroom.

Otto: Ah, ah, say it in snowboard.

Bart: Uh, I've gotta blast a dookie?

Otto: Dook on!

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