We've just been invited to the wedding of the only one of our students to read at an adult level!
Hmm, it must be Lisa Simpson. Because of course Martin Prince perished in that science fair explosion.
[Pan down to the basement, where a disfigured Martin is seated at an organ, a la "The Phantom of the Opera."
Not quite perished, my lady love. Although some days I wish I had.
[plays "A Fifth of Beethoven" on the organ