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"Simpsonowie" Lisa's First Word (TV Episode 1992) Poster

(TV Series)

(1992)

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Maggie Simpson: Daddy.

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Marge: Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk?

Lisa Simpson: Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Homer: [thinking] What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.

[outloud]

Homer: Takes one to know one.

[thinking]

Homer: Swish!

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Bart: Can't sleep, clown will eat me!

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Krusty the Clown: [on TV, smoking and crying] You people are pigs! I, personally, am going to spit in every fiftieth burger!

Homer: [watching] I like those odds.

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Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger place.

Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart can sleep with us until he's 21.

Marge: Won't that warp him?

Homer: My cousin Frank did it.

Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.

Homer: He became Francine in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.

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Marge: Homer, I think the baby's coming.

Homer: Wow. A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?

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Bart: Hey Homer, this house sucks.

Homer: Bart, I told you not to use that word. Call me Daddy.

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Grandma Flanders: Hello, Joe!

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Bart: Can you say "Get bent"?

Marge: Bart!

Bart: Mister Rogers says it all the time.

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Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

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Marge: Says here that Bart might get jealous of the baby.

Homer: Yeah, well Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.

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Patty: The older they get, the cuter they ain't. Aww, look. The baby just spit up.

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Marge: We saved the newspaper from the day Lisa was born.

Lisa Simpson: [reading] Mondale to Hart: Where's the beef.

Bart: Where's the beef? What the hell does that mean?

Homer: [laughing] Where's the beef. No wonder he won Minnesota.

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Marge: Meet your little sister, Lisa.

Bart: I hate you.

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Krusty the Clown: Krustyburger is the meat flavored sandwhich of the 1984 Olympics. Just scratch the game space on your card and if the US wins a gold medal you get a free Krustyburger... Mmm mmm mmm!

[Director yells "CUT"]

Krusty the Clown: BLECH! Oh I almost swallowed some of the juice.

[Produces a flask and rinses his mouth and spits]

Krusty the Clown: Ugh, I'll be tasting that for weeks.

Krusty's Accountant: Great spot, K.C.!

Krusty the Clown: Put a sock in it, preppy! How much are these free burgers going to cost me?

Krusty's Accountant: Not to worry, Mr. K. We rigged the cards. They're all in events the communists never lose.

Krusty the Clown: I like, I like!

Krusty's Asistant: This just came over the wires, Big K!

Krusty the Clown: [reading] Soviet boycott... U.S. unopposed in most events... how does this affect our giveaway?

Krusty's Accountant: Let's see...

[punches up the numbers]

Krusty's Accountant: You personally stand to lose 44 million dollars.

Krusty the Clown: [cries loudly] Oy!

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