Montgomery Burns: [Shirtless, as Smithers's screen saver] Hello, Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on.
Waylon Smithers: [to Lisa] Um... you probably should ignore that.
Can Of Nuts: Nuts and gum: together at last!
Lisa: I can believe you're just going to let your daughter live in a world where this... THIS is their role-model.
Marge: I had a Malibu Stacy doll when I was little and I turned out all right. Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream.
Malibu Stacy: [Lisa pulls on Malibu Stacy's string] Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream.
Lisa: That's it I'm calling the company.
[while making the doll for Lisa]
Lisa: Don't forget to get my mom's hair just right.
Stacy Lavelle: I think we'll use someone else for the hair.
Lisa: [pointing to her head] How about me?
Stacy Lavelle: Well...
Bart Simpson: [pointing to his head] How about me?
Stacy Lavelle: Oh...
Homer Simpson: [pointing to his head] How about me?
Stacy Lavelle: YOU ALL HAVE HIDEOUS HAIR!
Stacy Lavelle: I mean from a design point of view.
[everyone approves in agreement]
Lisa: They cannot keep making dolls like this! Something has to be done!
Marge: [after a long pause] Lisa, ordinarily I'd say you should stand up for what you believe in. But you've been doing that an awful lot lately!
Bart Simpson: Yeah! You made us march in that gay rights parade!
Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy?
Stacy Lavelle: You have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?
Lisa: Am I the first?
Stacy Lavelle: ...Yes.
Lisa: Millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act.
Lisa: That they can't be anymore than vacuous ninnies whose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband, spend all day on a boat with their equally vacuous friends talking about how damn terrific it is to look pretty and have a rich husband!
Bart Simpson: ...That's what I was going to say.
[throws the doll out the window]
Marge: Lisa, normally, I would say that you should stand up for what you believe in, but you've been doing that an awful lot lately...
Bart: Yeah, you made us march in that gay rights parade.
Homer: And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria.
Boy: All right I've been waiting nine years to get my Frisbee back.
[Frisbee flies over the fence again]
Krusty the Clown: [while recording talking doll voices] One. Hey hey, kids, I'm talking Krusty. Two. Hey hey, kids. Here comes Slideshow Mel, I mean, Sideshow Mel. Four.
Krusty the Clown: Bada bing, bada boom. I'm done. Learn from the professionals, kid.
Technician: Uh... we're ready to roll, Krusty. Krusty?
Krustyburger Manager: We need more secret sauce. Put this mayonnaise in the sun.
Lisa: Don't you see what's wrong with what Malibu Stacy says?
Celeste: There's something wrong with what my Stacy says.
[the girl pulls the string to reveal Spider-Man's voice]
Malibu Stacy Voice: My Spidey Sense is tingling. Anybody call for a web-slinger?