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"The Simpsons" Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy (TV Episode 1994) Poster

(TV Series)

(1994)

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Montgomery Burns: [Shirtless, as Smithers's screen saver] Hello, Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on.

Waylon Smithers: [to Lisa] Um... you probably should ignore that.

Can Of Nuts: Nuts and gum: together at last!

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Lisa: I can believe you're just going to let your daughter live in a world where this... THIS is their role-model.

Marge: I had a Malibu Stacy doll when I was little and I turned out all right. Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream.

Malibu Stacy: [Lisa pulls on Malibu Stacy's string] Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream.

[Marge murmurs]

Lisa: That's it I'm calling the company.

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[while making the doll for Lisa]

Lisa: Don't forget to get my mom's hair just right.

Stacy Lavelle: I think we'll use someone else for the hair.

Lisa: [pointing to her head] How about me?

Stacy Lavelle: Well...

Bart Simpson: [pointing to his head] How about me?

Stacy Lavelle: Oh...

Homer Simpson: [pointing to his head] How about me?

Stacy Lavelle: YOU ALL HAVE HIDEOUS HAIR!

[everyone gasps]

Stacy Lavelle: I mean from a design point of view.

[everyone approves in agreement]

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Lisa: They cannot keep making dolls like this! Something has to be done!

Marge: [after a long pause] Lisa, ordinarily I'd say you should stand up for what you believe in. But you've been doing that an awful lot lately!

Bart Simpson: Yeah! You made us march in that gay rights parade!

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Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy?

Stacy Lavelle: You have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?

Lisa: Am I the first?

Stacy Lavelle: ...Yes.

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Lisa: Millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act.

[breathlessly]

Lisa: That they can't be anymore than vacuous ninnies whose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband, spend all day on a boat with their equally vacuous friends talking about how damn terrific it is to look pretty and have a rich husband!

Bart Simpson: ...That's what I was going to say.

Lisa: ARGHH!

[throws the doll out the window]

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Marge: Lisa, normally, I would say that you should stand up for what you believe in, but you've been doing that an awful lot lately...

Bart: Yeah, you made us march in that gay rights parade.

Homer: And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria.

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Boy: All right I've been waiting nine years to get my Frisbee back.

[Frisbee flies over the fence again]

Boy: aaaaaw!

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Krusty the Clown: [while recording talking doll voices] One. Hey hey, kids, I'm talking Krusty. Two. Hey hey, kids. Here comes Slideshow Mel, I mean, Sideshow Mel. Four.

[laughs]

Krusty the Clown: Bada bing, bada boom. I'm done. Learn from the professionals, kid.

[leaves]

Technician: Uh... we're ready to roll, Krusty. Krusty?

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Krustyburger Manager: We need more secret sauce. Put this mayonnaise in the sun.

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Lisa: Don't you see what's wrong with what Malibu Stacy says?

Celeste: There's something wrong with what my Stacy says.

[the girl pulls the string to reveal Spider-Man's voice]

Malibu Stacy Voice: My Spidey Sense is tingling. Anybody call for a web-slinger?

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