Homer and Bart decide to get rich by selling cooking lard. At the same time Lisa is perturbed when Alex Whitney, a sophisticated new class-mate arrives at the school and becomes instantly popular. Lisa is tasked with organizing a school dance but after the lard has found its way onto school premises both Alex and Lisa have fun by throwing it at each other. Written by
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Ajax cleanser and Brillo pads, the items Willie uses to clean himself, actually exist. See more
Homer puts three barrels on each side of his car to funnel grease into, but during the interior shots of the car no barrels are visible outside the car. See more
Homer! That side of bacon was for my bridge game tonight!
Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.
With cans of grease?
No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease.
References The McLaughlin Group
Music by Mark Hailey and Ray Flowers
[Plays when Lisa and the other girls try out outfits.] See more