Homer Simpson:
Okay, boy. This is where all the hard work, sacrifice, and painful scaldings pay off.
Employee:
Four pounds of grease... that comes to... sixty-three cents.
Homer Simpson:
Woo-hoo!
Bart Simpson:
Dad, all that bacon cost twenty-seven dollars.
Homer Simpson:
Yeah, but your mom paid for that!
Bart Simpson:
But doesn't she get her money from you?
Homer Simpson:
And I get my money from grease! What's the problem?
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