Homer and Bart decide to get rich by selling cooking lard. At the same time Lisa is perturbed when Alex Whitney, a sophisticated new class-mate arrives at the school and becomes instantly popular. Lisa is tasked with organizing a school dance but after the lard has found its way onto school premises both Alex and Lisa have fun by throwing it at each other. Written by
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Homer puts three barrels on each side of his car to funnel grease into, but during the interior shots of the car no barrels are visible outside the car. See more
[talking to a group of kids
The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.
[Skinner walks by
Uh, um... uh, so anyway, I kicked the guy's ass!
[Skinner nods and walks off
Now, if the berries are too tart, I just dust them with confectioner's sugar.
References Lord of the Dance
The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond
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