Homer and Bart decide to get rich by selling cooking lard. At the same time Lisa is perturbed when Alex Whitney, a sophisticated new class-mate arrives at the school and becomes instantly popular. Lisa is tasked with organizing a school dance but after the lard has found its way onto school premises both Alex and Lisa have fun by throwing it at each other. Written by
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All right, son. We're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer. Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and stuff. But if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
Dad, He's not stupid.
All right, screw it, let's roll!
References Lord of the Dance
Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)
Written by Robert Clivillés
and Freedom Williams
Performed by Julie Kavner See more