Edit
"The Simpsons" Kamp Krusty (TV Episode 1992) Poster

(TV Series)

(1992)

Quotes

[Kent Brockman is covering a summer camp mutiny]

Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.

5 of 5 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Krusty the Clown: Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on earth... Tijuana!

4 of 4 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Lisa: [writing a letter] "Dear Mom, I no longer fear Hell, because I've been to Kamp Krusty. Our nature hikes have become grim death marches. Our arts and crafts hut is, in truth, a Dickensian workhouse. Bart makes it through the day clinging to his hope that Krusty the Klown will come. But I am far more pessimistic. I am not even sure if this letter will reach you, as the normal lines of communication have been cut. So I close by saying, SAVE US! SAVE US NOW! Bart and Lisa."

3 of 3 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Homer: Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Lisa: I feel like I'm gonna die, Bart.

Bart: We're all gonna die, Lis.

Lisa: I meant soon.

Bart: So did I.

2 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Bart: [opening his locker] Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six. Ha-ha-ha...

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

[as the campers begin rioting]

Mr. Black: I thought you said you broke their spirits!

Jimbo Jones: [in rising fear] We did!

Mr. Black: [slapping Jimbo across the face] You broke *nothing*!

Bart: Let's get 'em!

Mr. Black: To the hydrofoil!

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Bart: All right, that's it! I've been scorched by Krusty before. I got a rapid heartbeat from those Krusty Brand vitamins, my Krusty calculator didn't have a 7 or an 8, and Krusty's autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions, but this time he's gone too far! We want Krusty!

Campers: We want Krusty! We want Krusty!

Barney Gumble: Yeah, we want Crunchy! We want Crunchy!

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Bart: How could you, Krusty? I'd never lend my name to an inferior product.

Krusty the Clown: [loud sobbing] Oh! They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house. I'm not made of stone!

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Bart: This camp was a nightmare. They fed us gruel, forced us to make wallets for export and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!

Krusty the Clown: Oh, my god!

Bart: Actually, the bear just ate his hat.

Krusty the Clown: Was it a nice hat?

Bart: Oh yeah.

Krusty the Clown: Oh, my god!

1 of 2 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

[At Kamp Krusty Fat Camp]

Kamp Krusty Counsellor: All right, you balls of pan drippings, I want to see Crisco coming out of those pores! We're not leaving until this Christmas HAM gives me a pull-up!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

[Mr. Black announces Krusty the Klown]

Bart: [half-crazed] See? I told you Krusty would come! Ha-ha! He's gonna bring us food, and water, and smite our enemies!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Bart: That's Not Krusty the Klown!

Mr. Black: What do you think, I just slapped a clown suit on some wino?

[laughs weakly]

Barney Gumble: Yeah Bart, I am so Crunchy the Clown!

[belches]

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

[while the kids at Kamp Krusty are starved and tormented, the counsellors sit down to a sumptuous meal]

Jimbo Jones: Yo, Mr. Black! Another brandy.

Mr. Black: Gentlemen, to evil.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Krusty the Clown: Kamp Krusty is built on an ancient Indian burial ground. We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah! And for all you fat kids, my exclusive program of diet and ridicule will really get results!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Mr. Prince: We'll see you when you get back from image enhancement camp.

Martin Prince: Spare me your euphemisms! It's fat camp, for Daddy's chubby little secret!

Mr. Prince: You promised you wouldn't make a scene.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Teacher: [the bell rings to end the school year; a teacher appears out of nowhere] Wait a minute! You didn't learn how World War II ended.

[the students turn back to look at him]

Teacher: WE WON!

Students: [high fiving and pumping fists] YAYYY! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

[several begin turning over a car]

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Marge Simpson: [looking through Bart's luggage] Bart, where are your bathing trunks?

Bart: I'm gonna swim nekkid!

Marge Simpson: What?

Bart: Ah, sure, there'll be some uptight counselors there who won't dig the Bart Philosophy. But I believe the human body is a thing of beauty...

Homer: [enters in his underwear] Marge, am I crazy, or is my back getting hairier?

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Krusty the Clown: I'm no fake! I'm the real Krusty!

Lisa: Oh, yeah? Who played your daughter in the short-lived sitcom "President Clown"?

Krusty the Clown: I don't know her name, but she held up a liquor store last year.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Principal Skinner: [on the last day of school] Attention all students, this is Principal Skinner. I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction? Now let's trash this dump!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Lisa: [handing out confiscated care packages] Kowalski!

Kowalski: My brownies!

Lisa: Wiggum!

Ralph Wiggum: A change of underwear!

Lisa: Crandall!

Crandall: My insulin!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

[Bart frees the kids from the Kamp Krusty Fat Camp]

Bart: My chunky brothers! Gorge yourselves at the trough of freedom!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Lisa: [Lisa is entering a canoe, and is in danger of turning over from the river currents] Is this safe?

Jimbo Jones: Well... It isn't getting any safer.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Mr. Black: [Mr. Black is introducing himself to the campers] I'm Mr. Black... Any questions?

Ralph Wiggum: Can we call you Uncle Blackie?

Mr. Black: No.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Edna Krabappel: [Bart needs "C's" in order to go to Camp Krusty, and gets "D's" instead] Have a "D" lightful summer!

[Mrs. Krabappel chuckles]

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

Contribute to This Page