[
watching a green Homer being taken down by the cops]
Stan Lee:
He can't be the Hulk... I'M the Hulk!
[
rips his shirt open, growls, and tries to change into the Hulk]
Comic Book Guy:
Oh, please. You couldn't even change into Bill Bixby.
Stan Lee:
Come on, dammit, change!
[
continues to growl and signs]
Stan Lee:
Ah, forget it.
[
goes back to growling]
Stan Lee:
I really did it once.
Comic Book Guy:
Yes, yes. I just wish you had the power to leave my store.
[
they go back inside and Stan Lee starts growling again]
Comic Book Guy:
Almost had it there.
Homer:
It's true, I'm a rageoholic! I just can't get enough RAGEOHOL!
[
cries]
[
while kids are coming up with their own comic book characters]
Ralph:
I'm called Ralph!
[
he draws on his face]
[
At the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant where Angry Dad Works]
Homer:
Boy, this job sure is easy. Now to press this button.
[
Homer presses a red button and the cooling towers explode in a mushroom cloud]
Homer:
[
Rageful] Not *again*!
Bart Simpson:
[
Voicing the cartoon Mr.Burns with a deeper voice] Angry Dad, you're fired.
[
Angry Dad's head explodes in a mushroom cloud and Bart and Millhouse laugh]
Homer:
Oh, what a day. Maybe the headlines will cheer me up.
[
the headline says "You suck, Angry Dad"]
Homer:
That's opinion, not news!
[
His head inflates and his eyeballs explode]
Homer:
[
laughing] That guy's hilarious. I especially like his white shirt and blue pants. Wait a minute... Angry Dad is ME!
Lenny Leonard:
Yeah, didn't you know? You've been world famous for an hour now.
Carl Carlson:
You're the Internet's #1 non-porno site.
Lenny Leonard:
Which makes you ten trillionth overall.
Homer:
What kind of a monster would humiliate me like this?
[
Cartoon Bart spray paints a logo on Angry Dad's back]
Bart Simpson:
This has been a Bartoon presentation, in association with Ay Carumba Entertainment.
[
Angry Dad turns around and growls]
Bart Simpson:
Stan Lee came back?
Comic Book Guy:
Stan Lee never left. And I'm starting to think that his mind is no longer in mint condition.
Homer:
HOMER MAD!
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