The Simpsons (TV Series)

Hurricane Neddy (1996)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Kent Brockman : The weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for onslaught of Hurricane Barbara. And you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale.

  Marge Simpson : [grumbles]  That's true, but he shouldn't say it!

• Ned Flanders : Well, sir, everyone's alive. Guess that's something to be thankful for.

  Homer : Now, that kind of attitude's not gonna get your house back.

  Marge Simpson : I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.

  Maude Flanders : Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance. He considers it a form of gambling.

  Ned Flanders : You know it's kind of funny. The only thing that survived the storm were the family tombstones.

  [said tombstones are named Ned, Maude, Rod and Todd] 

  Ned Flanders : They're all we have left.

  Homer : [walking off]  Welp, call us if you need anything!