The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer to the Max (1999)
Hank Azaria: Naval Officer #1, Criminal #1, TV Homer Simpson, Carl, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Professor Frink, Producer #3, Producer #5, Trent Steele, Lou
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : [to Producers of "Police Cops"] I'm begging you! I'm a human being! Let me have my dignity back!
[the Producers nod at Homer; he gets up and walks face-first into a cactus]
Homer Simpson : D'oh!
"Detective Homer Simpson" : [Next week on "Police Cops", the Homer Simpson character's coat is caught on top of a flagpole] Let me down, Chief, I'm beggin' you! I'm a human being, let me have my dignity back!
[the flagpole breaks, and Homer Simpson falls, crotch-first, onto a cactus below]
"Detective Homer Simpson" : B'oh!
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Chief Wiggum : Well, if it isn't that stupid cop from TV.
[scratches his ear with his gun barrel]
Chief Wiggum : Oh yeah, that got it.
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Chief Wiggum : Well, well, well. If it isn't that stupid cop from TV.
[picks his ear with his gun]