Homer secretly trails Lenny and Carl to the venue of a masonic society called the Stonecutters,who enjoy elite privileges and seem to number every male in Springfield except him. When a birthmark on him shaped like the secret sign of the Stonecutters is revealed he is declared their new leader but,unhappy at the premise of having to obey him,the lodge found another society - called No Homers. Written by
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Did You Know?
The Stonecutters are a parody of the Freemasons. The Freemason symbol of the Square and Compass can be seen on the walls of the Stonecutter hall, and on the Sacred Parchment. All members of both societies are men. See more
When Homer "wins" the poker game, he joylessly proclaims himself the winner and pulls the chips over his cards; however, after the camera switches to the other players and back to him, there are no chips on his cards and they are completely different cards. See more
[at Homer's initiation
And now for the final ordeal: The Paddling Of The Swollen Ass! With paddles.
We Do (The Stonecutters' Song)
Written by Alf Clausen
and John Swartzwelder
Performed by Cast See more