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Mr. Burns made a bet that the plant softball team would beat Shelbyville]
Mr. Burns:
I've decided to bring in a few ringers, professional baseballers. We'll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai "Three-Finger" Brown...
Smithers:
Uh, sir?
Mr. Burns:
What is it, Smithers?
Smithers:
I'm afraid all of those players have retired and, uh... passed on. In fact, your right-fielder has been dead for a hundred and thirty years.
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