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"The Simpsons" Home Away from Homer (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

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Bart: [after they watch a foreign film] I was so bored I cut the pony tail off the guy in front of us.

[holds pony tail to his head]

Bart: Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old and I made $600 last year.

Marge: Bart, don't make fun of grad students. They've just made a terrible life choice.

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Homer: What are you two laughing at? And if you say Jimmy Fallon, I'll know you're lying!

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Ned Flanders: I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear that only exists in the brains of us Republicans.

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Townspeople: crowd cheers as prostitutes leave Flanders' house after being told off and thrown out by Flanders

Ned Flanders: I can't believe it. Everybody knew this was happening at my house and laughed at me. Well Homer, I guess you're the only true friend I have around here.

Moe: What are you talking about? Homer's the one who informed us of the sexy going-ons.

Homer: I'm sorry Flanders I couldn't tell you. I had to do it. It was just too funny.

Ned Flanders: The bible says to cast thy food upon the waters but all I got was soggy bread.

Homer: Mmm! Soggy bre...

Ned Flanders: Homer, this is not the time for that now.

Homer: ...ead!

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Bart: Mom, am I a butch or a femme?

Marge: [with hand lifted] Honey, you can be anything you want to be.

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