After Lisa brings home the stick of a pro hockey player for yelling at him to shoot between the goalie's legs, the Simpsons' house is eaten by termites. To get a home, the family joins a reality show, where they must live like a family from 1895. Written by
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Telegraph for Heywood U. Cuddleme. Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back - hey, would you cuddle me?
[the bar patrons laugh
Dude, that little!
[turns to his own telegraph machine
I'm going to drive a golden spike where your Union meets your Central Pacific. Stop.
References Family Matters
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