Marge's old prom boyfriend Artie Ziff,now a millionaire,gets in touch and offers a million dollars if she will sleep with him. Anxious to get money for a cure to stop Homer's snoring she meets Artie but he tries to trick her into having sex,which is witnessed by Homer who,believing he has lost Marge to Artie,goes to work on an oil-rig. Artie comes to appreciate that Marge will only love one man,Homer,though,so,when the oil-rig catches fire,he takes Marge off in his helicopter to save him. Written by
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Before Marge and Artie "go back in time", Marge says "Were are you taking me?". Her mouth doesn't match what she's saying. See more
Let's catch the tail end of Nookie in New York.
Nookie in New York?
It's a cable show about four single women who act like gay men.
That sounds great!
[Marge, Patty and Selma turn on "Nookie in New York"
If I'm not having sex by the end of this goat-cheese quesadilla, I'm going to scream.
I also enjoy sex.
Since this morning, I've had sex with a New York Knick, two subway cops, and a guy who works on Wall Street.
Nah. She's just really sore.
[They all laugh
References James at 16
Suicide is Painless
Music by Johnny Mandel
Lyrics by Mike Altman See more