Marge's old prom boyfriend Artie Ziff,now a millionaire,gets in touch and offers a million dollars if she will sleep with him. Anxious to get money for a cure to stop Homer's snoring she meets Artie but he tries to trick her into having sex,which is witnessed by Homer who,believing he has lost Marge to Artie,goes to work on an oil-rig. Artie comes to appreciate that Marge will only love one man,Homer,though,so,when the oil-rig catches fire,he takes Marge off in his helicopter to save him. Written by
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At the opening theme in the garage, you can hear Marge's car stop but Marge's car still moves. See more
Okay, Artie, you get her for the weekend - but no funny stuff. And by "funny stuff" I mean hand-holding, goo-goo eyes, misdirected woo - which is pretty much any John Woo film...
Your wife's virtue shall remain as untouched as Bill Gates' weight room.
References James at 16
All I Have To Do Is Dream
Written by Felice Bryant
and Boudleaux Bryant
Performed by The Everly Brothers See more