Marge's old prom boyfriend Artie Ziff,now a millionaire,gets in touch and offers a million dollars if she will sleep with him. Anxious to get money for a cure to stop Homer's snoring she meets Artie but he tries to trick her into having sex,which is witnessed by Homer who,believing he has lost Marge to Artie,goes to work on an oil-rig. Artie comes to appreciate that Marge will only love one man,Homer,though,so,when the oil-rig catches fire,he takes Marge off in his helicopter to save him. Written by
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Did You Know?
Artie Ziff is shocked to learn that Marge Bouvier is married. Yet in the previous scene, he referred to her by her married name, Marge Simpson. During season 4, Artie also ran into Homer and Marge at their high school reunion. See more
Overnight bag, no husband in sight - it's happened!
She left Homer? I'll get the champale!
And let's get that ring off!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Delilah! I didn't leave Homer, and I never will. I just need one night away from his snoring.
Great - we'll have a girls' night.
Written by Leroy Green
& Ron Kersey
(as Green & Kersey) See more