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Marge's old prom boyfriend Artie Ziff,now a millionaire,gets in touch and offers a million dollars if she will sleep with him. Anxious to get money for a cure to stop Homer's snoring she meets Artie but he tries to trick her into having sex,which is witnessed by Homer who,believing he has lost Marge to Artie,goes to work on an oil-rig. Artie comes to appreciate that Marge will only love one man,Homer,though,so,when the oil-rig catches fire,he takes Marge off in his helicopter to save him. Written by
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Goofs
After Artie reads Marge's e-mail you can see the computer is off.
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Quotes
Marge Simpson:
I haven't lost so much sleep since little Barty had the scoots.
Dr. Hibbert:
Well, there's a surgical option, but it's not cheap.
[
Writes something on a slip of paper, and slides it across his desk to Homer]
Dr. Hibbert:
Here's what it costs.
Homer Simpson:
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Reads paper]
Interesting. Here's my counter-offer.
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Writes something on the paper and gives it back to Hibbert]
Dr. Hibbert:
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Reads. The note says, "Do it for free"]
[
Chuckles, then turns very serious]
Dr. Hibbert:
Get out.
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Soundtracks
"Wooly Bully"
(uncredited)
Written by
Domingo Samudio
Performed by
Sam the Sham and The Pharaohs See more »