Marge's old prom boyfriend Artie Ziff,now a millionaire,gets in touch and offers a million dollars if she will sleep with him. Anxious to get money for a cure to stop Homer's snoring she meets Artie but he tries to trick her into having sex,which is witnessed by Homer who,believing he has lost Marge to Artie,goes to work on an oil-rig. Artie comes to appreciate that Marge will only love one man,Homer,though,so,when the oil-rig catches fire,he takes Marge off in his helicopter to save him. Written by
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That's nine hundred and twelve dollars.
Send the bill to Baron von Kiss-a-lot.
[He drives away
[the scene cuts to a shot of a Bavarian castle, and then to an aristocratic drawing room. A butler approaches a man seated by a fireplace
This just arrived, Herr Baron.
[Hands him the taxi bill, which he reads
[In German accent
Okay, who's the wise guy?
All I Have To Do Is Dream
Written by Felice Bryant
and Boudleaux Bryant
Performed by The Everly Brothers See more