Marge's old prom boyfriend Artie Ziff,now a millionaire,gets in touch and offers a million dollars if she will sleep with him. Anxious to get money for a cure to stop Homer's snoring she meets Artie but he tries to trick her into having sex,which is witnessed by Homer who,believing he has lost Marge to Artie,goes to work on an oil-rig. Artie comes to appreciate that Marge will only love one man,Homer,though,so,when the oil-rig catches fire,he takes Marge off in his helicopter to save him. Written by
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When Marge and Artie are at their prom reinacment, the band singer's mouth doesn't move when she sings. See more
That's nine hundred and twelve dollars.
Send the bill to Baron von Kiss-a-lot.
[He drives away
[the scene cuts to a shot of a Bavarian castle, and then to an aristocratic drawing room. A butler approaches a man seated by a fireplace
This just arrived, Herr Baron.
[Hands him the taxi bill, which he reads
[In German accent
Okay, who's the wise guy?
Suicide is Painless
Music by Johnny Mandel
Lyrics by Mike Altman See more