Marge's high school sweetheart Artie Ziff returns and offers Homer a million dollars to spend a weekend with Marge.

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Homer Simpson / Butler / Baron von Kissalot / Grampa Simpson (voice)
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Bart Simpson / Charlotte (voice)
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Lisa Simpson (voice)
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Comic Book Guy / Captain McAllister / Moe Szyslak / Carl / Chief Wiggum / Disco Stu / Cab Driver / Foreman (voice)
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Dr. Hibbert / BHO Announcer / Kent Brockman / Lenny / Principal Dondelinger (voice)
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Artie Ziff (voice)
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Miranda / Sarah (voice)
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Samantha (voice)
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Edna Krabappel (voice)
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Marge's old prom boyfriend Artie Ziff,now a millionaire,gets in touch and offers a million dollars if she will sleep with him. Anxious to get money for a cure to stop Homer's snoring she meets Artie but he tries to trick her into having sex,which is witnessed by Homer who,believing he has lost Marge to Artie,goes to work on an oil-rig. Artie comes to appreciate that Marge will only love one man,Homer,though,so,when the oil-rig catches fire,he takes Marge off in his helicopter to save him. Written by don @ minifie-1

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10 February 2002 (USA)  »

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After Artie reads Marge's e-mail you can see the computer is off. See more »

Quotes

Cab Driver: That's nine hundred and twelve dollars.
Marge Simpson: Send the bill to Baron von Kiss-a-lot.
Cab Driver: No problem-o.
[He drives away]
Butler: [the scene cuts to a shot of a Bavarian castle, and then to an aristocratic drawing room. A butler approaches a man seated by a fireplace] This just arrived, Herr Baron.
[Hands him the taxi bill, which he reads]
Baron: [In German accent] Okay, who's the wise guy?
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References Arli$$ (1996) See more »

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All I Have To Do Is Dream
Written by Felice Bryant and Boudleaux Bryant
Performed by The Everly Brothers
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