Marge's high school sweetheart Artie Ziff returns and offers Homer a million dollars to spend a weekend with Marge.



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Episode credited cast:
Homer Simpson / Butler / Baron von Kissalot / Grampa Simpson (voice)
Bart Simpson / Charlotte (voice)
Lisa Simpson (voice)
Comic Book Guy / Captain McAllister / Moe Szyslak / Carl / Chief Wiggum / Disco Stu / Cab Driver / Foreman (voice)
Dr. Hibbert / BHO Announcer / Kent Brockman / Lenny / Principal Dondelinger (voice)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Artie Ziff (voice)
Miranda / Sarah (voice)
Marcia Mitzman Gaven ...
Samantha (voice)
Edna Krabappel (voice)
Karl Wiedergott ...
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Marge's old prom boyfriend Artie Ziff,now a millionaire,gets in touch and offers a million dollars if she will sleep with him. Anxious to get money for a cure to stop Homer's snoring she meets Artie but he tries to trick her into having sex,which is witnessed by Homer who,believing he has lost Marge to Artie,goes to work on an oil-rig. Artie comes to appreciate that Marge will only love one man,Homer,though,so,when the oil-rig catches fire,he takes Marge off in his helicopter to save him. Written by don @ minifie-1

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10 February 2002 (USA)  »

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1.33 : 1
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When Marge and Artie are at their prom reinacment, the band singer's mouth doesn't move when she sings. See more »


Cab Driver: That's nine hundred and twelve dollars.
Marge Simpson: Send the bill to Baron von Kiss-a-lot.
Cab Driver: No problem-o.
[He drives away]
Butler: [the scene cuts to a shot of a Bavarian castle, and then to an aristocratic drawing room. A butler approaches a man seated by a fireplace] This just arrived, Herr Baron.
[Hands him the taxi bill, which he reads]
Baron: [In German accent] Okay, who's the wise guy?
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References Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) See more »


Suicide is Painless
Music by Johnny Mandel
Lyrics by Mike Altman
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