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(TV Series)

(2005)

Quotes

Madam Wu: Lisa, soon you will have a Chinese baby sister who will surpass you academically.

Lisa Simpson: I don't know about that. I'm considered pretty smart.

Madam Wu: Well, Tibet was considered pretty independent. How'd that work out?

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Madam Wu: [to Marge] Maybe someday someone will love you too, childless servant.

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Homer: [drunk; seeing a dragon out of a plane] I'll give you one!

Dragons: Oh, you are a VERY greedy man. The other dragons will hear of this!

Homer: Hey dragon! You fly like a girl!

Selma: Homer, when we get to China. I need you to do me a favor.

Homer: Anything for you, oh wise mountain ape.

Selma: [sighs] You have to pretend to be my husband.

Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dragons: That's him. The man who broke a dragon's heart.

Dragons: [in Chinese opera singing voice] The man who broke a dragon's heart.

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Dragons: [the Simpsons are leaving China on a boat] American jerks are going home. Now we sleep for a thousand years. When we wake, the world will end.

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Madam Wu: You may not believe this, but I too was once a baby.

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Chinese Dragon: [singing] American jerks are going home! / Now we sleep for a thousand years! / When we wake, the world will end!

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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