Homer: [drunk; seeing a dragon out of a plane] I'll give you one!
Dragons: Oh, you are a VERY greedy man. The other dragons will hear of this!
Homer: Hey dragon! You fly like a girl!
Selma: Homer, when we get to China. I need you to do me a favor.
Homer: Anything for you, oh wise mountain ape.
Selma: [sighs] You have to pretend to be my husband.
Dragons: That's him. The man who broke a dragon's heart.
Dragons: [in Chinese opera singing voice] The man who broke a dragon's heart.
Dragons: [the Simpsons are leaving China on a boat] American jerks are going home. Now we sleep for a thousand years. When we wake, the world will end.
Madam Wu: [to Marge] Maybe someday someone will love you too, childless servant.
Madam Wu: You may not believe this, but I too was once a baby.
Madam Wu: Lisa, soon you will have a Chinese baby sister who will surpass you academically.
Lisa Simpson: I don't know about that. I'm considered pretty smart.
Madam Wu: Well, Tibet was considered pretty independent. How'd that work out?
Chinese Dragon: [singing] American jerks are going home! / Now we sleep for a thousand years! / When we wake, the world will end!