The Simpsons (TV Series)

Flaming Moe's (1991)

Marcia Wallace: Edna Krabappel

Quotes 

• Mrs. Krabappel : Huh! Bart - are those liquire bottles?

  Bart : Brought enough for everybody.

  Mrs. Krabappel : Take those to the teacher's lounge. You can have what's left at the end of the day.

• [as he enters the now popular Moe's Tavern, Homer accidentally bumps into Mrs. Krabappel's butt. He then looks at her and notices she has a heavy make-up and that she wears a bikini top] 

  Mrs. Krabappel : Hiya, scrumptious. Do you want to ignite my drink?

  Homer Simpson : You're my kid's teacher!

  Mrs. Krabappel : Single parent, are we?

  Homer Simpson : No!

  Mrs. Krabappel : [hugs his back with one hand and suggestively touches his belly and then his chin with the other one]  Well, let's pretend you are...

  Homer Simpson : Get away from me.

  [shoves her away and walks away from her] 

• [Mrs. Krabappel lies down on the bed in Aerosmith's trailer] 

  Joey Kramer : Mrs. Krabappel, I really need my drumsticks.

  Mrs. Krabappel : [lasciviously plays with the drumsticks and then talks with a passionate voice]  Come and get 'em...

  [puts one of them in her mouth]