[Lisa is worried about her science project]
Homer: Lisa, all you need is a little help from your dad.
Lisa: Well, we're supposed to do this without parental help.
Homer: Sweetie, that's orphan talk.
Rod Flanders: Daddy, can I buy this one?
[holds up a short that says "Get Bent"]
Ned Flanders: Let's see. "Get Bent" Well the only thing that could mean is kneel down and pray. We'll take the whole box.
[passes t-shirts to people]
Ned Flanders: Get bent everyone!