Homer: Nothing makes a parent happier than when an eccentric single man takes an interest in their child.
Rod Flanders: Daddy, can I buy this one?
[holds up a short that says "Get Bent"]
Ned Flanders: Let's see. "Get Bent" Well the only thing that could mean is kneel down and pray. We'll take the whole box.
[passes t-shirts to people]
Ned Flanders: Get bent everyone!