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"The Simpsons" Faith Off (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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Homer Simpson: Cure me! Cure me!

Brother Faith: Brother, I sense you are feeling trapped and desperate.

Homer Simpson: Yeeeah... and I gotta bucket on my head.

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Milhouse: [after being hit by a truck] Bury me at Makeout Creek!

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Homer Simpson: You workin'?

Benjamin: Oh my, yes. I'm on a secret project that I'm not at liberty to divulge...

[coughs]

Benjamin: cyborgs...

Doug: I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.

Marge Simpson: Does anybody need that much porno?

Homer Simpson: Uuh-huuh-uuuh, one million times.

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Marge Simpson: Homer, maybe *I* should drive.

Homer Simpson: What, I can see fine.

[Homer drives into a cornfield, baseball field, then into a ditch]

Homer Simpson: That had nothing to do with the bucket.

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Homer Simpson: [after the bucket is removed from his head] I see the light... it burns!

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Bart Simpson: Excuse me, Brother Faith. I gotta know, how did you *really* get the bucket off my dad's head?

Brother Faith: Well, I didn't son, you did. God gave you the power.

Bart Simpson: Really? Hmm, I would think he would want to limit my power.

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Homer Simpson: Okay, who needs another lamb rack?

[Marge and Bart wave a 'no']

Homer Simpson: Lisa?... Hamhawk? Tri-tip?

Lisa Simpson: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?

Homer Simpson: Well, I think the veil might have died of loneliness.

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Dr. Hibbert: Son, I'm afraid that leg is hanging by a thread.

Anton Lubchenko: Lubchenko must return to game!

Dr. Hibbert: [chuckles] Your playing days are over, my friend. But, you can always fall back on your degree in...

[reads chart]

Dr. Hibbert: communications? Oh, dear Lord!

Anton Lubchenko: I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

[cries]

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