The Simpsons (TV Series)
E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) (1999)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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[observing the farm's green glow after Homer put plutonium on it]
Marge : It's eerily beautiful. Are you sure it's safe?
Homer : You know what they say - sometimes you have to break the rules to free your heart.
Marge : You got that from a movie poster.
Homer : Well, when there's nothing left to believe in, believe in hope.
Marge : Where'd you get that from?
Homer : From the producers of "Waiting To Exhale".
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[Snake pushes past Marge as the moviegoers leave the cinema after "The Poke of Zorro"]
Snake : Move it, Q-tip!
Homer : Why, that little - he insulted your honor!
[grabs a glove from a janitor's back pocket and approaches Snake as he lights a cigarette]
Homer : Sir, I demand satisfaction!
[slaps Snake across the face, knocking his cigarette out of his mouth]
Snake : Are you crazy, dude?
Homer : I challenge you to a duel!
[slaps him again]
Snake : [chuckling] The dude *is* crazy!
Homer : [threatens to slap again] Will you duel, or are you a coward?
Snake : Would a coward do this?
[seemingly reaches for a gun]
Snake : Bye!
[runs away as the moviegoers cheer]
Marge : [kissing Homer on the cheek] My hero!
[Homer grabs a ketchup bottle from a concession stand and squirts it to form the shape of an "H" on Marge's dress]
Homer : "H" is for Homer!
Marge : [annoyed] Thanks, Homer.
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Marge : Can I interest you in a mincemeat pie? They're very...
Chief Wiggum : Does it have Tomacco in it?
Marge : No, but I use only the...
Chief Wiggum : Pass!