The Simpsons (TV Series)

Dude, Where's My Ranch? (2003)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Rabbi Krustofsky, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Marty, Rich Texan

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson , David Byrne : [singing]  He's your peppy, perky, nightmare neighborino!

  Homer Simpson : If you despise polite lefthanders...

  Ned Flanders : [singing along]  Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders, or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd.

  Rod Flanders : That's us.

  Todd Flanders : Hooray!

• Indian Chief : Drink deep from these cups. The bear urine will make you strong.

  [Homer and Bart stop drinking] 

  Indian Chief : Actually, it's Fresca.

  Homer Simpson : [Homer does a spit take]  Fresca?

• Marge Simpson : Lisa, welcome to love. It's full of doubt and pain and uncertainty. But then one day, you find a man you love so much, it hurts.

  Homer Simpson : [angry]  Who is he?

  Marge Simpson : You, Homie.

  Homer Simpson : Whoo-hoo! In your face, imaginary guy!

• Rich Texan : I have some sad news for y'all. After this dance, I'm heading to jail. One of my stray bullets hit a Texas Ranger. But I'll be back in six months. Yee-haw!

  [fires his guns in excitement, still not learning his lesson] 

  Rich Texan : Blanks. They just don't feel the same.