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(TV Series)

(2003)

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[Homer wants to go to Moe's bar, but his driving license has been suspended]

Lisa Simpson: Why don't you take public transportation?

Homer Simpson: Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.

Homer Simpson: It would have been a lot worse if I hadn't been carrying this bible in my crotch.

George Wilson: Simpson, you're a menace!

Martha Wilson: Leave him alone George.

George Wilson: Martha, I want a divorce.

Martha Wilson: Oh thank you, you've made me so happy.

Barney Gumble: Why don't you get one of those hands-free phones? It's the next best thing to paying attention to the road!

Comic Book Guy: I can't drive 55... because it only goes 38!

Homer Simpson: Let's go for a nice family walk around the block.

Lisa Simpson: I want to amble.

Bart Simpson: I want to saunter.

Lisa Simpson: Amble!

Bart Simpson: Saunter!

Lisa Simpson: Amble!

Bart Simpson: Saunter!

Marge Simpson: Stop saying things!

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Apu Nahasapemapetilon: Manjula, I'm so glad you have finally forgiven me for having that affair.

[Manjula elbows him hard in the stomach]

Apu Nahasapemapetilon: She used to elbow me in the face!

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Marge Simpson: I guess I'll have to do all your driving chores. That's what a good wife does, picks up the slack.

Homer Simpson: That reminds me, we gotta pick up my slacks at that dry cleaner in Shelbyville.

Marge Simpson: Why can't you use the local dry cleaner?

Homer Simpson: I didn't want them to know my size!

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Homer Simpson: I have to help her. If Marge isn't happy, I'm not happy. And if I'm not happy, Moe's very happy. But for once, this isn't about Moe.

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[Marge drives Homer, Carl and Lenny home from a strip club]

Lenny Leonard: Can we stop for ice cream?

Carl Carlson: Homer always stops for ice cream.

Marge Simpson: We'll see.

Lenny Leonard: That always means no.

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Lisa Simpson: Dad, can you please get me the syrup.

[Homer gets the syrup from the cupboard]

Homer Simpson: See, before, I probably would have just driven to the syrup.

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Homer Simpson: And now to all my dear friends I say, get the hell out of my yard.

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Homer Simpson: [after getting hit by Marge's car] Oww, my feet are inside me!

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