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"The Simpsons" Behind the Laughter (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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Lisa Simpson: To prolong the run of the series, I was secretly given anti-growth hormones.

[camera cuts to Homer]

Homer Simpson: That's ridiculous! How could I even get all five necessary drops into her cereal?

[pause]

Homer Simpson: What?

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Homer: I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.

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Narrator: Then, another bombshell. An anonymous tipster alerted Uncle Sam... that the Simpsons were evading their income taxes.

[cut to a darkened Kwik-E mart, with Apu in the Shadows]

Apu: Yeah, I finked on Homer but he deserved it. Never have I seen such abuse of the "Take A Penny, Leave A Penny" Tray.

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Narrator: The dream was over. Coming up: Was the dream really over? Yes, it was. Or was it?

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Homer Simpson: Why did I take such punishment? Let's just say that fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug was the drugs.

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Krusty the Clown: Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture!

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Carl: Bart was always blowing his spare cash by paying us to kiss each other.

Lenny: Did we ever get that money?

Narrator: But interracial homoeroticism was only chapter one of Encyclopedia Self-Destructica.

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Homer Simpson: Your favorite show was "Hollywood Hogwash", but we also loved "The Dreck Squad".

Marge Simpson: ..."The Malarkies", "Dumbing it Down"...

Lisa Simpson: "Sheriff Low-brow".

Bart Simpson: "Home Improvement".

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Narrator: For the Simpsons, everything was coming up roses. But those roses contained ready-to-sting bees.

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