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"The Simpsons" Bart's Inner Child (TV Episode 1993) Poster

(TV Series)

(1993)

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"Diamond" Joe Quimby: By the way, this woman is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her. I tell you this because I am comfortable with my womanizing!

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Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin", and "Get Confident, Stupid.".

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Brad Goodman: Okay, folks, let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!

"Diamond" Joe Quimby: I, uh, can't commit to a relationship!

Montgomery Burns: I'm too nice!

Apu: I have problems with ...

Lenny: [interrupts] I'm always interrupting people!

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Milhouse: [Milouse crawls out from a tunnel of mattresses, his hand over his nose] It smells funny in there.

Homer: No, it doesn't.

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Kent Brockman: A new mood is in the air in Springfield, as refreshing as a pre-moistened towelette. Folks are finally accepting their feelings and really communicating with no holding back. And this reporter thinks it's about *beep*ing time!

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Brad Goodman: Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting. There's no trick to it, it's just a simple trick!

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Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.

Lisa: We know, Dad.

Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody. After all, we did agree to attend this self-help seminar.

Bart: What an odd thing to say...

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James Brown: Hey, wait a minute. Hold on here - this bandstand wasn't double-bolted.

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Brad Goodman: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this... this...

Bart: Rudiger

Brad Goodman: Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger

Marge Simpson: His name is Bart

Brad Goodman: His name isn't important!

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[If this were a cartoon, the cliff would break off now]

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Bart: Lis, everyone in town is acting like me, so why does it suck?

Lisa: It's simple, Bart. You've defined yourself as a rebel. And in the absence of a repressive milieu, your societal niche has been co-opted.

Bart: I see.

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Ralph Wiggum: [while jumping] Weee! Ouch! I bit my tongue!

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Homer: Marge, can I go outside and play?

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