The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Dog Gets an F (1991)

Pamela Hayden: Jack's Girlfriend

Quotes 

• [Lisa and Marge are watching a soap opera. On TV, a dishevelled man dressed as a priest bursts into the room, surprising the amorous couple inside] 

  Jack's Girlfriend : Father McGrath... I thought you were dead.

  Father McGrath : I was!

• [Lisa, home with the mumps, watches a soap opera with Marge] 

  Lisa : Gee, is it always this good?

  Actor Marge : Mmmmm, I don't know. I just dip in and out. I'm only watching today because Randi is coming out of a coma, and she knows the phony prince's body is hidden in the boathouse.