Homer Simpson: [Homer answers the telephone wearing only a bath towel] You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
Marge: I saved these for you, Bart. You'll always have them to remind you of the time when you were the whole world's special little guy.
Bart: Thanks, Mom.
Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catchphrase.
Homer: [breaks lamp] D'oh!
Bart: Aye Carumba.
Maggie: [sucks pacifier]
Ned Flanders: Hidely-ho.
Barney Gumble: [belches]
Mr. Burns: Excellent.
[pause, everyone stares at Lisa]
Lisa: If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
Homer: What kind of catchphrase is that?
Conan O'Brien: [Bart starts dancing before the break] Only I may dance.
[Krusty the Klown cast members are eating lunch]
Sideshow Mel: Bah! There's cheese in this sandwich. Surely you know I'm lactose intolerant.
Sideshow Mel: Sorry? Do you know how sick this is going to make me? Oh, boy! Come stand outside the bathroom. I want to yell at you some more...
[Mel yells from inside the bathroom]
Sideshow Mel: Why you little rapscallion!
Bart: Show business sucks. I'm outta here.
Krusty the Clown: Next thing you know you're some schmuck working in a box factory.
Box Factory Manager: I heard that.
Homer Simpson: Come on, Lisa, say something funny.
Lisa: Like what?
Homer Simpson: Oh, something stupid like Bart would say. "Bucka Bucka" or "Woozle Wuzzle": something like that.
Krusty's fan: [Krusty is sitting on a stool smoking outside the Monstro Mart when a little girl walks up] Will you sign my picture, Krusty?
Krusty the Clown: Sure kid. Over there.
[Krusty points to a long line of kids waiting to have they're pictures autographed by Krusty, but it's Bart doing the signing who groans]
Krusty's fan: I love you Krusty.
Krusty the Clown: [pointing somewhere offscreen] Over there.