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Dr. Hibbert: Hmm, a Ford urinating on a Chevrolet.

Bernice Hibbert: Don't you usually laugh at everything?

Dr. Hibbert: Yes. Yes, I do.

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Maude Flanders: Neddy, I've had about all I can take of Homer Simpson's torso. I'll get some hot dogs.

Ned Flanders: No foot-longs!

Maude Flanders: I know, they make you uncomfortable.

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Reverend Lovejoy: In many ways, Maude Flanders was a supporting player in our lives. She didn't grab our attention with memorable catchphrases, or comical accents.

Willie: Aye.

Captain McAllister: Yar.

Frink: Oh, glaven, why, glaven?

Reverend Lovejoy: But, whether you noticed her or not, Maude was always there... and we thought she always would be.

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[Comic Book visits a dating service and grabs all the one-nighter presentation videotapes]

Clerk: Are you going to call all those women?

Comic Book Guy: No, the tapes will do just fine.

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[Homer is taping a shirtless Flanders doing yardwork]

Bart Simpson: Why are you taping Flanders, Dad?

Homer Simpson: [slyly] You'll see.

Bart Simpson: Do you even *have* a job anymore?

Homer Simpson: I think it's pretty obvious that I *don't*.

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Ned Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho, petal-to-the-metal-ophiles.

Homer Simpson: Flanders? Since when do you like anything cool?

Ned Flanders: Oh, I don't care for the speed, but I can't get enough of that safety gear - helmets, roll bars, caution flags...

Maude Flanders: I like the fresh air, and looking at the poor people in the infield.

Brandine: Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park by my parents?

Cletus: Now, honey, they's my parents, too.

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Reverend Lovejoy: My friends, life is about change. Just yesterday, Apu was a lonely bachelor.

Apu: Yes, thank God those days are over.

Reverend Lovejoy: And the Van Houtens were enjoying a storybook marriage.

Kirk Van Houten: Yeah, lots of storybooks have witches.

Pyro: Shut up, Kirk!

Kirk Van Houten: Sorry.

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Maude Flanders: Neddy, I've had just about all I can take of Homer Simpson's torso. I'll go get some hot dogs.

Ned Flanders: No foot-longs.

Maude Flanders: I know, they make you uncomfortable.

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