The Simpsons (TV Series)

Alone Again, Natura-Diddly (2000)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie

Quotes 

• [Homer is taping a shirtless Flanders doing yardwork] 

  Bart Simpson : Why are you taping Flanders, Dad?

  Homer Simpson : [slyly]  You'll see.

  Bart Simpson : Do you even *have* a job anymore?

  Homer Simpson : I think it's pretty obvious that I *don't*.

• Reverend Lovejoy : In many ways, Maude Flanders was a supporting player in our lives. She didn't grab our attention with memorable catchphrases, or comical accents.

  Willie : Aye.

  Captain McAllister : Yar.

  Frink : Oh, glaven, why, glaven?

  Reverend Lovejoy : But, whether you noticed her or not, Maude was always there... and we thought she always would be.

• [Homer and Lisa are using an editing machine to make a dating video for lonely Ned] 

  Lisa Simpson : Dad there are other wipes beside the star-wipe.

  Homer Simpson : Why eat hamburger when you can have steak?

  Lisa Simpson : [eyeroll]  I'm takin' my name off this thing.

• Ned Flanders : Hi-diddly-ho, petal-to-the-metal-ophiles.

  Homer Simpson : Flanders? Since when do you like anything cool?

  Ned Flanders : Oh, I don't care for the speed, but I can't get enough of that safety gear - helmets, roll bars, caution flags...

  Maude Flanders : I like the fresh air, and looking at the poor people in the infield.

  Brandine : Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park by my parents?

  Cletus : Now, honey, they's my parents, too.