"Simon & Simon" D-I-V-O-R-C-E (TV Episode 1986) Poster

(TV Series)



Bud Krelman: [walks into Rick and A.J.'s office] Hiya boys!

Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon: Uncle Buddy! How nice to see you. What can we do for you?

Bud Krelman: [shakes Rick's hand] Rick, nice to see ya boy. A.J.,

[proceeds to shake A.J.'s hand and notices a shiner and bandage over his eye]

Bud Krelman: holy mackerel!

[clears his throat]

Bud Krelman: I want to hire you fellas. Edie's been cheatin' on me. She just ripped off our joint bank account for five grand and I need your help. I want a divorce.

Rick Simon: [scene cuts to all three walking outside on a sidewalk and a small footbridge] Well, we'd love to help you out Bud but don't you think there's a little bit of conflict of interest here? I mean we are working for Edie.

Bud Krelman: Well, you guys are the only dicks I know.

[short pause]

Bud Krelman: I mean investigators. Anyway, we both got the same lawyer.

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