- Dick Plasmeyer: Come back here! You're missing the point!
- Mary: The only thing I've had pointed at me since I got here is you!
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: [she asks him what the brochures he's reading is about] Can you say "cosmogasm"?
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Say what?
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: "Cosmogasm." It's what the, uh, Plasmeiers is selling as the ultimate goal. Listen to this. "A cosmogasm... is an orgasm that takes over an hour to crescendo on the physical plane."
- [Rita notices colleague snickering]
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: "Then, as the lovers align, entwined in exhausted rapture, their energy continues into the ether to link up with all the cosmogasms which have come before."
- [Rita and her colleague snickers merrily]
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: "Joining that creative energy force which is forever blasting through the cosmos." Cute. Wow.
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Wow. Wait, so how much does all this cost?
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: Well, it's a mere ten grand a pop. So to speak.
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: For an orgasm that last over an hour?
- [chuckles]
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Ten grand is a bargain!
- [older colleague looks at her in surprise]
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: [forces his hands together behind his back] Come on, 'Stallion'. I am gonna take you to places you have never...
- [cuffs him]
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: seen.
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: [playful jab at Chris when concocting story for the sex gurus] The problem is, he has the sexual drive of a locomotive, and the staying power of a dandelion.