James: Uh, I've been talking to some people, this is a kind of weird icebreaker, but...how many people have you slept with? Like, lifetime.
Lauren: [Long pause] I dunno, how big's your penis? You know that's something I wouldn't ask you because uh, it's inappropriate.
Lauren: But I guess if I wanted to know the answer to that question I could ask your wife.
James: You could.
Lauren: Is that a real ring on your finger or is it just like a hoax?
James: No, it's a real ring.
Lauren: Oh, ok, so you're married
Lauren: And you're flirting with me.
James: Yeah well I'm recently married, so I didn't think that...
Lauren: [Sarcastically] Oh recently married!
Lauren: Oh well then forget I said anything!
James: You were flirting with me so I just thought, well I'll flirt back to get to know this person.
Lauren: That's so sweet of you. That's so kind and generous.
James: I wasn't trying to get you into bed or anything. The idea Lauren...
Lauren: Right. You seem like a really great guy.
James: I am a really great guy...
Lauren: That's so generous of you.
James: And you seem very observant to have picked up on that.