- Holland Wagenbach: I can't have other colleagues as friends?
- Claudette Wyms: Marshall has quite a reputation as a man's man, if you know what I mean.
- Holland Wagenbach: He's... he's gay?
- Claudette Wyms: While you were reading faces, he was reading your package... have fun, though.
- Officer Tina Hanlon: I hope your syphilitic dick is torn off by rabid dogs and fed to your whore mother!
- [to Vic Mackey, translating for a female sex trafficker]