- [forced to share a bedroom, Ian separates his bed from Randi's with curtain as the hero did in "It Happened One Night"]
- Randi: Ian, are you feeling nervous?
- Ian: Yes... No! I mean, I am a little.
- Randi: I got nervous when we first met.
- Ian: Randi, look. I'm the teacher and you're the student. There are boundaries. This is the boundary.
- Randi: Are you nervous because of what I turn into?
- Ian: No, I was nervous before that.
- Randi: Well, good night, Ian.
- Ian: Good night, Miss Wallace.
- [first lines]
- Randi: [narrating] Our ad's been in the paper for two weeks and I always thought the first response would come from a complete stranger or some lunatic, not from Ian's distant aunt.
- Ian: Don't be too disappointed if Gertie's discovery is a letdown. It's probably just a scarecrow that fell into the tar. Gertie's considered eccentric even by my family's standards.
- Ian: Constable Leary said there were bog marks all over the office after the break-in.
- Randi: It has to be him! Angus is right!
- Ian: We should get Constable Leary to go around...
- Randi: No, no, no, no! We stake him out.
- Ian: We stake him out?
- Randi: Yeah, we hide in the car and wait for him to make his next move.
- Ian: In the car? All night?
- Randi: Do you think you can handle it without "The Wall of Jericho"?
- Ian: We'll sleep in shifts.
- Randi: You're a fun date.
- Ian: It's *your* reputation.
- Randi: Too late.
- Randi: My god, Ian, your snoring could wake the dead. They have enough trouble staying put around here.