- D.D. Cummings: [undercover airline hostess] ... and anyone not following the rules will be asked to leave the plane immediately.
- Shane Phillips: I break out in hives when I *look* at pictures of airplanes. How can I be expected to be a flight attendant?
- Jack Wilde: Uh, oh... If anything *does* happen to me, promise me you'll delete a file on my computer. Alyssa Milano's complete schedule and whereabouts.
- [D.D. looks at him puzzled]
- Jack Wilde: It came as a joke title. I store my... tax records there, and it has *nothing* to do with the whole restraining order thing.